"Some time ago I read in a magazine that I was getting married to Kristen. It explained how I had proposed marriage. Apparently I took her to a beach and we were both in flowing robes and I played a song on my guitar. I’d hope that if I proposed to her like that she’d tell me no (laughs). It’s a shame, not only because they invented something but also because it made me look like the biggest idiot in the world (laughs). Why can they not invent that I proposed in a spaceship or something more fun?"